Anonymous asked: know any pick up lines?

come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up ;)))))

did you just fart cause you blew me away

are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you

nice legs, when do they open

was your dad a baker cause you’ve got some nice buns

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why do i only know the creepy ones LOL

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  3. kswizzleee said: HAHAHA, “come sit on my lap” ohhh kayla.
  4. officiallyriana said: the first one ;ldhgd
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